Toto, I have the feeling we're not in IKEA anymore

This is Marduk. They're Swedish. And no, they're not joking.

--So, you ready for the photo? It's gonna be great. We've all painted our faces white and cut our chests with dull knives. Let's go!

--We're ready, Boss.

--Man... I'm in so much pain right now... Take the shirts off, and let's take that band photo!

--Yea, Boss... We prefer to leave our shirts on, if you don't mind. It's a little chilly here, you know?

--But people won't be able to see your bloody chests! Why cut your chests open if you're gonna cover yourselves with the shirts?

--Yea, Boss... We're good.

--You didn't cut your chests with dull knives, did you?

--Come on, Boss... People will see we're hardcore just from the white faces. I don't see why we have to cut our chests open and stand here in the freezing cold just--

--Pussies! OK. Let's take that photo. I feel a little weak...